Total Medals Earned: 169 (From 48 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,060 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/325 points)
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)
Kill 5 enemies.
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 125 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Kill 30 enemies.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?
Medals Earned: 5/8 (25/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/450 points)
Survive for 30 seconds on normal Mode.
Survive for 45 seconds on normal Mode.
Survive for 45 seconds on easy Mode.
Survive for 15 seconds on green Mode.
Survive for 20 seconds on hard Mode.
Survive for 10 seconds on s. hard Mode.
Survive for 60 seconds on easy Mode.
Survive for 30 seconds on green Mode.
Survive for 35 seconds on hard Mode.
Survive for 15 seconds on s. hard Mode.
Survive for 75 seconds on easy Mode.
Survive for 45 seconds on green Mode.
Survive for 50 seconds on hard Mode.
Survive for 60 seconds on normal Mode.
Survive for 20 seconds on s. hard Mode.
Survive for 100 seconds on easy Mode.
Survive for 60 seconds on green Mode.
Survive for 70 seconds on hard Mode.
Survive for 80 seconds on normal Mode.
Survive for 30 seconds on s. hard Mode.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
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The genie of the booze bottle.
I stole these icons from him :(
There is a hidden power...
Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 9/20 (70/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)